A Little Friday File Fun

In Millersville, West Virginia, a man stole tools from the auto repair shop where he worked. He then proceeded to call folks to try to sell the tools. According to the Times West Virginian, one of the calls he made was to the owner of his workplace. When he realized whom he had called, he hung. However, the owner called police and the man has been arrested.

In Jacksonville, Florida, employees at a Jimmy John’s posted on SnapChat a video of themselves jumping rope with dough. Of course, this raised a firestorm of comments. The Jimmy John’s owner issued a statement that said the dough was discarded and the employees were fired, according to the local CBS News station.

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In Roseville, Michigan, a man was issued a ticket for something a lot of us do in the cold weather—warming up his car. The man left the car running in his driveway for about five minutes while he was inside his home and returned to the car to find a $125 ticket for a local ordinance violation of leaving a motor vehicle unattended. According to the Associated Press, the Roseville Police Chief is standing by the officer who issued the ticket, saying it’s a public safety issue because a thief could have easily taken the car.

In Joliet, Illinois, two teenage girls thought they would go on an adventure and entered the abandoned Joliet Correctional Center through a hole in its fence. However, during the adventure, one of the girls accidentally locked herself inside of a cell. The other girl got firefighters to the site and the locked up girl was released after 45 minutes, according The Joliet Herald-News. The girls will be charged with trespassing.

Slipping on ice is not funny when you’re experiencing it, but it can be funny to watch.

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These dogs just do not like bath time.

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Poor dog mistakes algae for grass.

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PEI Offers Help for Mid-Sized DB Plan Sponsors

In an article, the company offers sample governance and investment procedures designed to help plan sponsors get back on track toward achieving plan objectives.

According to Portfolio Evaluations, Inc. (PEI), recent market research suggests that sponsors of mid-sized defined benefit (DB) plans (those with assets of between $50 and $500 million) remain most concerned with risk management, lower future return expectations and stock market volatility. However, what the company finds more concerning is these same surveys also indicate that many DB plan sponsors have yet to formally develop a goal for their retirement programs, nor have they designed a road map for getting there.

Richard Torbinski, partner/co-founder, Marcia Peters, CFA, chief investment officer, and Edward Landsman, senior consultant, have written an article, “Mid-Sized Pension Plans: How to Get Back on Track in 2017.” The article provides a checklist for plan sponsors to use.

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In their article, the authors note that one commonly found, yet unintended, roadblock to achieving a plan’s goals is lack of proper plan oversight. In many cases an organization’s chief financial officer (CFO) has taken on sole responsibility for this, and may meet independently with plan service providers to review portfolio logistics and develop a schedule of next steps. However, the authors say, “without a properly designed road map, each of these providers ends up working autonomously, deprived of the benefits of having an interrelated and cohesive strategy.”

The authors say, in addition, often the roles of the actuary, investment adviser and asset managers are misunderstood by plan sponsors. There are also times when the fiduciary oversight process has been loosened or abandoned after a plan has been frozen.

The article offers sample governance and investment procedures designed to help mid-sized DB plan sponsors get back on track toward achieving plan objectives.

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